July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23

by MortilaCormilla July 18, 2022

July 14th

itsyourfavgoat finally got all the colors right
(@ itsyourfavgoat on tik tok)

ur mom: hey, what day is it today?
papi chulo: what do you mean?! today’s July 14th! when @itsyourfavgoat got all the colors right!

by anonymous July 15, 2021

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 19, 2022

12 July

The people born on 12 July are so endearing ever! They will understand you and be with you forever! Even if it's your bad or good time! They are hot and cute as hell! They don't want anyone if they have only one person whom they love the most!

People born on 12 July are awesome!

by Jeon yaz November 23, 2021

july 24th

july 24th is national ask out ur crush day.

ASK THEM OUT ON JULY 24TH ALREADY U PUSSY🤭🤭

by ootem6900 June 23, 2022

julie mcmahon

Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!

So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.

by JulieM91 November 23, 2019

July 14th

On July 14th you can ask anyone out as a joke or for real and see where it goes.

Jake: Hey it’s July 14th wanna be my girlfriend

Kelly: Yes

by Ryan snorts July 13, 2021