The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit
Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
by yobobfye May 13, 2024
Get the Mary Janemug. the name of a sexy bisexual emo girl, who skateboards, watches anime all day, is a pro pvper & builder in minecraft, has super curly dark red hair. She’s extremely talkative and knows how to keep a conversation going. She listens to slipknot, deftones, and lil darkie on the daily bases and sleeps with frequency healing music every night. She’s obsessed with romance books especially by colleen hoover and her favorite anime of all time is vinland saga, dororo, and haikyu. Her favorite color is black and a very dark red or purple. She’s a Leo and is obsessed with wearing all black and huge baggy pants. Her friend’s say she give’s off witch vibes. She’s not a people pleaser and hate’s people who are people pleaser. She absolutely hates being called Jan, Jamie, James and most of all Plain Jane. Jane is the craziest person in her friend group and she’s proud of it. Her standards for men are way too high after being heartbroken way too many times and reading/watching too many romance books and movies. Lastly, she’s really funny, an empathetic, understanding, caring, affectionate person to people she loves and many people actually don’t know that because people just never stick around like ever and sometimes she get’s sad about it.
*Jane starts Singing*
“COME ON, FUCK ME,EMO BOY
COME ON, FUCK ME, EMO BOY”
The love of my life is Megan Fox
“COME ON, FUCK ME,EMO BOY
COME ON, FUCK ME, EMO BOY”
The love of my life is Megan Fox
by emoboylovermommy123 March 3, 2022
Get the Janemug. A Jane is a quick-witted, smart and (may appear at first) creature. Her sarcasm may make you feel attacked, but she's just checking your reactions: she's studying you. If you have enough perseverance a Jane will trust you enough to reveal to you her real nature: a sweet, warm and sensual spirit that when loves someone will do anything for them. If you have a Jane in your life, be sure she will support you no matter what, but be careful: there are some moral values she cannot give up even for you.
It's not: "A friend is a treasure" anymore but: "A Jane is a treasure".
Do not leave her. She might be hard and bring chaos to your life sometimes but she always pay pack for it.
It's not: "A friend is a treasure" anymore but: "A Jane is a treasure".
Do not leave her. She might be hard and bring chaos to your life sometimes but she always pay pack for it.
You have a Jane? Man... How I wish I could have a Jane too in my life. You're so lucky to have someone that supports you so much.
by Emminsky November 23, 2021
Get the Janemug. 
Really hot alt girl who wears black and works as a tattoo artist and landlady. Might play hard to get but is secretly a huge softie and sweetie. From the TV show Breaking Bad
Person 1: Hey, that girl has the coolest hair style, what's her name?
Person 2: That's Jane Margolis, check out this sick tat she gave me the other day!
Person 2: That's Jane Margolis, check out this sick tat she gave me the other day!
by jane margolis March 21, 2024
Get the jane margolismug. mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms
luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025
Get the mary janemug. by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
Get the Keira jane conollymug.