Jane

Speaking of females who don't do their jobs properly...

Hym "Whatever happened to Jane? I don't think I'll eat her brainz still but I MIGHT exsanguinate her pretty good."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Elah-Jane

A word used for someone who’s absolutely crazy but makes it out as too perfect not to love, coincidentally it’s also A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. Elah-Janes are quite interesting characters, from having autismo energy bursts and running laps around your room, to hiding in your arms because a “life is just not lifing rn”… you’ll never get bored, and she’ll make sure of it. Make sure if you find yourself an Elah-Jane, never let her go. She’s got so much love to give and you’ll be greatful to stay with her until you’re old and gray.

“She’s gone totally Elah-Jane!! And I can’t stop staring <3. goddamn, Look at her go!”

by CORBINIUSMAXIMUSMERIDIUS August 6, 2025

To Mary Jane

You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.

To Mary Jane from yours Truly Geremy

by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025

Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.

Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.

by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

Mary Jane Sippy

A Mary Jane Sippy is a nickname for THC Drinks usually coming in specific milligram doses.

Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.

by King Yamayama December 26, 2025

London Jane

London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!

Huzz: whos London Jane ?
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !

by Fineshiteblah January 28, 2025

Janelis

A bop, the biggest bop you will ever meet.

I met a Janelis, she was such a bop

by Mike Ceano June 5, 2024