intellectual orgasm

Ivoluntary, and prolonged laughter after experiencing a particularly funny joke.

While I had an intellectual orgasm, I missed the rest of the dialogue to the "Political Peasant" sketch. I knew it by heart anyway...

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006

Inte

When you cannot guess the race of a person

That guy is inte

by I have friends November 11, 2015

Emotional Intelligent-Less

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

by Wobert B December 4, 2020

intellectified

When an uber smart chick keeps dating intellectually elite dudes who devour her cerebrally only. The opposite of objectified.

I'm over being a human rights lawyer. Dated a political analyst last night. All he wanted to do was talk Guantanamo Bay. Totally intellectified me. Jesus when will I ever get laid?

by Bunklehead, L December 28, 2010

intellagend

in-tel-uh-juhnd

-noun

in-apropos information (or wreckage) inserted into conversation that halts the flow of said conversation so that it cannot be recovered

-adjective

unrelated and confusing informational lagend or flotsam

Coal was infamous for walking into a room and dropping intellagend comments, then leaving abruptly.

by Coal_ January 2, 2012

intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual property: any product of someone's intellect that has commercial value: copyrights, patents, trademarks and trade secrets.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

intellectual prop-argh-ty!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about intellectual property.

"intellectual prop-argh-ty!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

intelligenitalience

Intelligenitalience enables the penis to remember descriptions of things and use those descriptions in future behaviors. It gives the penis the cognitive abilities to learn, form concepts, understand, and reason, including the capacities to recognize patterns, comprehend ideas, plan, problem solve, and use the human as a vehicle for language in order to communicate desires. Intelligenitalience enables the penis to experience and think.

If your girl's pussy is itchy, offering to scratch it with your dick shows you think with your dick, thus showing your intelligenitalience.

by Pumadude321 April 3, 2015