human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.

Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..

by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)

Look at that human billboard

by wickedNH February 6, 2004