ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina

wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

by offoluke January 17, 2009

Ham Cannons

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.

Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.

by Garry Barry March 28, 2016

Ham Mafia

A great Team Fortress 2 group that helps people who need hams and has a good server.

Hey did you hear about how the ham mafia posted a new video of winning against the pan militia?

by BerriHM April 19, 2022

Ham and Cheese Melt

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.

Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

by tackleroneill April 6, 2011

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

by chaos is control May 29, 2015

ham roll

This is when the man ejaculates into ham slices and sticks it all over the womans body. He then takes her to the top of the stairs, and pushes her down it. This is why it's called ' ham roll'

man- "Hey, let's go to Tesco, I'll buy you some ham.. giggity."

girl- "why?"

man- "cus im gonna ham roll the fuck out of you, whore!"

by Mickey Roll October 7, 2011