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Ghetto Ham

by George630 October 17, 2008
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DIRTY HAM

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016
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FULL HAM

simplest definition - hammered drunk

intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
Example 1)

Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?

Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.

Brian - How rage should we rage?

Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.

Example 2)

Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.

Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
by Professor Stillwater November 28, 2010
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hanging ham

used to describe a girls saggy fanny. or beef curtains
she had a right hanging ham on her.
by slaaa October 11, 2008
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ham demon

A man in a ham-suit who advertises the Delicious Weenie weiner stand.
I managed to wrestle these photos of that ham-demon.
by B-Drac August 13, 2003
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ham donut

Ham Donuts are an intersting species of donut. They at one point in their life consumed a pig or boar and became infused with the power(and flavor) of ham. These donuts used to be one of the strongest of the donut race, but now they are nearly extint and considered to be a myth.
Have you seen a ham donut?

Those are just a myth!
by Chris Duett September 9, 2007
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Ham Rebush

To insert a ham with bone into a cavity (ass or vagina) and remove the bone leaving the ham in place. This provides a re-sizing of the "over stretched" orifice to a "like new" diameter.
She was so loose, I had to do a "Ham Rebush" in order to feel anything.
by Po' Boy 2 June 20, 2007
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