Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

Guidevantage

When, in a game of Dungeons and Dragons, one player has to perform a certain action (like a Rogue unlocking a locked chest), and two players help them to maximize chances of success (one by giving them Advantage, and the other using Guidance on them).

I'll open the lock, guys, give me Guidevantage.

by DarklordKyo August 6, 2017

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

GUIBE

A person thats watching over a group of people a person with authority Over some one else

I guibe my little brother and sister.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 23, 2018

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 25, 2018

Guide Rider

An MMO term that implies inept natural game coordination. Not being able

overcome the challenge before you with solely your awareness skill, and having to refer to a game guide for everything and anything.
Therefore you are a guide rider.

~Max Glitch 2018

So can you even play the game? or are you just a guide rider?

by Max Glitch October 12, 2018