A verb, which is the action of masturbating up until the moment of ejaculation, pausing beforehand, and then continuing to masturbate. Rinse and repeat. This is synonymous with edging.
Friend 1: Hey let's goon together!
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.
by light_fxture October 24, 2023
Get the Goon mug.A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
by lukabaum November 2, 2023
Get the Dabloon Goons mug.Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
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by cockbounce November 12, 2023
Get the giggly goon clown mug.The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
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