Goofundum

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.

Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"

by Jund3r December 19, 2012

goofballin

When you shoot up meth in one arm, and heroin in the other simultaneously. Gives an almost zombie like experience.

Mom: "hey billy want some dinner?"
Billy: "UURRGHREYYYSSSNHLAKMAH"
Mom: "god dang it william are you goofballin' again?!"
Billy: "RHHEEEEEEEE"

by Ricky nards August 1, 2017

Goofyshit

Goofyshit is a lifestyle followed by goofy ass niggas. Goofyshit is related to Geezershit and Fellashit. Fellashit is the opposite of geezershit, goofyshit is comparable to fellashit. Goofyshit is even worse than fellashit. If you are on goofyshit you are the ultimate cringe king and probably have a mental illness or disability.

His "brommertje" broke down again, he must be on goofyshit.

by Captain Geezer June 21, 2018

Goofy Gang

The Hindu gang started in 2017 by notorious male prostitutes Romit and Rushi. It is dedicated to milking Mr. Puneet's nips for the FBI

There goes that damn Goofy Gang milking that poor mr. Puneet

by therealzaynoobaba November 1, 2018

goofy boofy

Goofy Boofy- 1.- the act of inserting a goofy combination of drug in someone's anus. (Booting)- putting drugs in the anus.

1. I had a Goofy Boofy last night.
2. I gave my girl a Goofy Boofy and she is still up.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Goofy Ahh Uncle Production

Something that your uncle and his wife "accidentally Produced", which in later years, unavoidably becomes mentally retarded or any other special condition on the Special Needs Spectrum. For example, your youngest cousin is playing football in your backyard and attains a concussion after you Randy Orton his ass. He's now laying in a hospital trying to remember how to eat again and it's all your fault.

little Timmy (age 7) "Hey, look at that perfectly unlicked window over there...can we go li-" You "shut the fuck up you goofy ahh uncle production, nobody fucking likes you"

by B1gD4ddyLXNCHB0X August 16, 2022

goofy ahh mf

someone who is a very goofy ahh mf

goofy ahh mf: i like broccoli on pizza
someone else: you a goofy ahh mf bro

by funny guy haha real February 10, 2023