Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

Goon

An rather silly individual

Patrice was a total Goon!

by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024

Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.

Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"

by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023