goat the tolet

This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".

{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.

by Telephony July 19, 2016

closed goat

A tightly shut vagina.

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008

urinal goatee

Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.

How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.

by Code_Monkey_usa July 9, 2009

orgy goat

Orgy Goat is a mythical creater that has the ablity to cum 20,000 times per second, and never runs out . His cock is bigger than the United States Ego. Yes it is that massive. When in non fucking the shit out of everything and spewing cum about he is eating the souls of the Irish for they have created him. When he is fully turned on to the massive degree his cock reaches past his own face and makes him tip on his hine legs and when he humps you your body is distroyed there is no turning away. He has only one attack. When he is fully turned on he will spin around spewing cum everywhere, I mean everywhere , on the celing , on the floor , on the couch , on your mom's wedding dress , even on you. So don't turn him on alone, you will regert it . In order to please the orgy goat you must rub his testicals and sacrafice a virgen to his goatyness. If no sacrafice is met he will cum in you and get you pregnant, even if you are a guy.

Do not bend over in front of that goat. He is the Orgy Goat and he will mount you !

by Bloodhands August 9, 2016

Pat a Goat

Verb~ The action of brushing your side fringe out of your eyes.

when your with your mate and their fringe is covering there face you say," you gotta pat a goat"

by olliee88 June 24, 2010

Set your goals far... Achieve further

The way of a true athlete. A quote to live by, in a sense a way of life. Never stop, Never Settle... Just keep on grindin.

-Doug AC Track

Set your goals far... Achieve further, and you'll always be first.

by Dougn September 16, 2013

Let's goat

When you have to go, like goats do sometimes.

Everybody's ready ? So let's goat !

by Gustarve February 12, 2015