Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

French Jerk

a variation of the "eiffel tower" or "taking some one to Paris" when two men dock their penises, and form an eiffel tower formation with their hands. The third gentlemen also known as the jerk, then jerks the foreskin back and forth over the docked peni.

Billy was the jerk in our french jerk!

docking eiffel tower going to paris threesome

by slideways240 November 27, 2012

french fries

Tasty food made from potatoes.

Those French fries were great

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

Frances

Loves all animals, but most of all cats. Loves humor but will tell you when you cross the line. Frances' are kind and generous and always stand up for what they believe in. Is actually an amazing person inside and out, but won't believe it.

I saw frances petting a cat on the sidewalk

by Idekimtired June 11, 2017

French tip toes

If a woman has French tip toes she is a walking trophy. No one can tell her anything, she’s her own boss. Run her own program. All the men wish she was their own. But she’s not cheap, you have to spoil her. She’s not easy either, straight wifey type.

“Cc has french tip toes bro 😍”
“That means she’s worth it”

“..Yea, you right bro.. ima buy her some Chanel bags”

by RealBaller1 August 4, 2019

French fry girl

A french fry girl is your average or below average woman that has gotten a lot of attention from low value men now she thinks she's a 10 These men are like seagulls to a french fry that feel on the ground nothing more

You think you're special but you're just a french fry girl

by anonymous August 31, 2022