Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

ForeverMore

When she puts your Dick and balls down her throat she slides her tongue down your taint into your buthole.

Hey honey will you give me a Forevermore tonight.

by Sphinctertwitch December 23, 2021

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 21, 2008

Goodbyes aren’t forever

“Goodbyes aren’t forever” is an incredible quote mad by YouTube stars and influencers Sam and Colby they decided to take a break from all social media and quoted “goodbyes aren’t forever “ on their twitter page they are amazing Sam and Colby I’m kelsie ily @golbrockkk on Instagram

Goodbyes aren’t forever

by Kelsie dootson April 7, 2019

i see forever in your eyes

Relationship between a 1st rower and a little girl.

"Alec, I see forever in your eyes."

by coco the mango September 8, 2021

Forever

The time that elapses during chem, bio, or other labs in college. The schedule says 4 hours, but they in fact take forever.

"Man, that class dragged on FOREVER!"

by Just wait til the weekend August 31, 2011

Bombaclart forehead

A dusty geez who goes by the name of Dylan Clarke

Eee man Dylan’s such a bombaclart forehead

by Brtaggart15 July 23, 2019