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Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.
Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard
by dip in the road August 30, 2023
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Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner
Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve
by Mike7493 April 9, 2019
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To Act Florida

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.
by blitzchap August 6, 2020
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Florida Funlick

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!
by Joebammofo January 26, 2009
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shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that
by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016
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Florida Womper

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak
This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper
by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020
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florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina
me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat
by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022
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