by Filthy Mississippi BirdBath April 8, 2015
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"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."
by freekyfactz May 13, 2010
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When a lesbian approaches two men at a party and ask them if they like to be anally penetrated by a lesbian with a strap on dildo. When one of the men agree to this and she takes them to a room. After the lesbian straps on her dildo, she violates on of the men anally. After she pulls out she tells the friend to lick her strap on clean for her. The friend obliges and after this the leftover feces creates a ring around his mouth....much like a clown has.
Hey boys? How would you like a filthy quintana?
What is a filthy quintana?
Well my strap on you two and a lot of anal penitration, wink wink!
Hmmmmm we are in girl!
Bang bang bang.......... "now lick it clean boy!"
Other dude "you have a ring of shit on your face!"
The girl "that's a filthy quintana baby! Now its your turn!" Wink wink!
What is a filthy quintana?
Well my strap on you two and a lot of anal penitration, wink wink!
Hmmmmm we are in girl!
Bang bang bang.......... "now lick it clean boy!"
Other dude "you have a ring of shit on your face!"
The girl "that's a filthy quintana baby! Now its your turn!" Wink wink!
by doc d August 25, 2013
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Get the filthy bitch mug.Man, that dude looks filthy in his mustache, curly hair, and bright clothes. He rivals the Floss's goatee.
by sixoclockshadow March 20, 2005
Get the filthy mug.Disgusting sorry excuses for human beings. Cowardly atheist hypocrites who would beat their wives and perform whatever twisted acts they lust for while claiming moral superiority over everybody else. They attempt to project their lives and desires on anybody who does not share their opinions.
by JohnDoe113 December 24, 2009
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Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate
by chris cskay October 19, 2006
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