antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011

Pepperidge Farm Grope

unwanted touching by an old bag!

“Yeah dude got another Pepperidge Farm Grope from Sam and now I need to take a rape shower”

by donotwantyou! May 16, 2011

Down on the Farm

Sexual position in which the female who is currently able to breast feed, rides on top in the cowgirl position, while getting milked like a cow by her partner on the bottom, squirting it into their mouth.

Man, me and Janet had a real good time last night. We went down on the farm and I got milk drunk.

by Imjustadad93 March 19, 2019

farm ass hellhole

1) A complete cultural waste-land.

2) The quality of a location being like New Ulm MN.

This place is a worthless farm ass hellhole.

by Braamer March 10, 2003

farming simulator 2013

A game almost entirely based on getting tractors stuck in trees and glued together, there is no escape from the magnetism of other tractors. Some of the main aims of the game is to actually figure out how to feed cows and/or carry a refrigerator with a front loader. Oh, also there's something to do with planting seeds. I think you also have to harvest them.

Person 1: I just found a game in the bin!
Person 2: what game?
Person 1: Farming Simulator 2013
Person 2: why does that not surprise me?

by resoplast February 14, 2015

Wisconsin cheddar farm

Same as a Cleveland Steamer, but all you eat for a week is Kraft Dinner

After eating only KD all week I was finally able to give my girl a Wisconsin Cheddar Farm

by Cockmaster 17 October 26, 2009

Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

by Brittalein January 26, 2017