The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.

Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.

by dirtygirlfree May 11, 2011

Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.

(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)

by candycrazee October 14, 2011

Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012

The Spearmint Factor

The effect of initially distributing one piece of chewing gum to a single person thus attracting all others that are near whom will nag and gripe at you until you finally distribute your entire pack of gum to all the desperate gum beggars. This effect is unavoidable once a second person finds out about your charity piece of gum.

"Jim asked for a piece of gum, but I hesitated to think about the consequences. I gave him a piece completely forgetting the spearmint factor, and the next thing I knew, all my gum was gone!"

The Spearmint Factor spearmint Gum

by go1ngcomando December 11, 2013

Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.

by DarthShinji January 25, 2014

The "Grey" factor

When you are totally, completely, ridiculously obsessed with "Sasha Grey" the pornstar.

Person 1: Dude! i watched so much porn of sasha grey last night! it was great!

Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.

by Bibliotheca April 13, 2014

the suit factor

The belief that every guy instantly looks more attractive when he's wearing a suit.

That guy has the suit factor, he's like James bond

by Keuscher February 9, 2015