Dickenth

A unit of measurement specifically derived from the average length of a flaccid penis belonging to a genetic male.

Customer: "Good day sir! do you happen to know the precise length of this cured meat loaf?"
Store clerk: "Unfortunately not my fine gentleman, however upon last comparison it was roughly six dickenths."

by Charles Dickenths June 6, 2018

Dickenstein

When you had a erectal disfunction for more that 3 years and your dick finally rises. You can say :" It's ALIVE! ". Like frankenstein

Dude 1 : hey my dicked has risen again!
Dude 2 : ohhh like frankenstein
Dude 1 : it came alive .... again.
Dude 2 : so like .... DICKENSTEIN

by V0R73X June 16, 2018

Dickel

A penis that is frozen then covered with flavoring for cannibles to eat

This is a taste Dickel

by DatBoi74 July 24, 2018

Dickel

A pickle of unusual dark color. The liquid used to pickle the item might have been coffee.

Link: Uhhh, dark pickel!
Rhett: Brown!
Link: Like a dickel.
Rhett: ...

by Kisaki September 13, 2018

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

dickery doo

A fat person who can’t see their dick over the excess amount of fat on their stomach so the fat covers the Dick

Jose has a dickery doo that fatass

by Josefat69420 November 22, 2018

dickedjizzer

A man who's only able to reach climax while also being penetrated.

Lynn: Hey man, you have fun with Terry last night?
Gaz: Nah, he's a bit of a dickedjizzer and I wasn't ready to make that step on the second date.
Lynn: A dickedjizzer?
Gaz: Yeah you know, can only jizz when he's also being dicked.

by Mad_Gaz November 27, 2018