dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

dickstruck

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.

"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."

by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

Dick Hammer

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.

I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.

by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012

dickincentive

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.

Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.

by The Object January 24, 2013

dice test

The "dice test" is process of querying for job postings on dice.com related to a new/emerging technology, with the theory being that if there are a significant number of job postings related to the new technology, it is a relevant/in demand technology worthy of learning and eventually integrating into new software projects. The "dice test" is used by Information Technology and Computer/Software Engineering Professionals to filter out the vast array of software packages/frameworks created that are never widely adopted, preventing the software developer from investing in a technology platform that will eventually die (due to a lack of community/support).

I ran a dice test on jQuery, and there are over 5000 jobs: that's a hot technology we need to implement on our websites.

by rmoss May 31, 2013

dictator turtle

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

by Testudo1 November 7, 2013