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Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.
Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing
by T Koenig April 1, 2009
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deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.
Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.
by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013
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deep sea diving

To stick one's entire cranium into the vaginal orifice of a female (or I guess a hermaphrodite.)
Did you see that guy go deep sea diving on that big-hips chick? I DID LOLOLOLOL.
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Deep conversation

He softly kissed me, mastered my small breasts like a skillful artist. He caressed my legs, my inner thigh, brushed his hand along my clit. Took my nipples in his mouth like he was sucking on a Hershey's kiss. I was girating, wanting him in me. Then he took my clit in his mouth but only for a few seconds...tease. He then rubbed his engorged dick on me, then in me, then on me again. When he finally entered me, his girth took up my entire space...commanding it to his will. His fluid motion was just enough and his tip was speaking in tongues to my gorgeous G. She loved every minute of it! She started to sing and as she was being stroked, the sounds from inside erupted into the loudest sounds I've exclaimed in a long time. But I wasn't finished. He took me in his mouth & 8 more times I saw the light. Then he fucked me...like he was fucking out those from my past. I was A & O x 0. I emerged with quivering thighs & a satisfaction I haven't experienced in many months.
His dick had a deep conversation with my G, and I loved every minute of it!
It was agony & ecstasy all at the same time. Agony to let go, but ecstasy to feel alive again!
by Morphologicalfreedom... October 6, 2013
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deep throated

when a girl likes to suck a lot of dick. usually some skanky hoe-bag that dont give a fuck.
guy #1: that girl last night was deep throated as fuck.
guy #2: yea i know, i had her the night before.
by riko suave` July 8, 2005
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Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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deep pussy

"My mom has a deep pussy" says her cousin.
by MightyDyke March 15, 2017
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