A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
by tactash May 6, 2008
Get the Dong Holstermug. the proudest and most manly game played on the face of the earth. rolling, tossing, throwing or hurling any and all recreational balls into opponents genitalia with masterful control and pin point accuracy. annihilating, possibly permanently damaging, thwarting, beasting and or rendering your rival, (who was most likeyly asking for it) useless are all results of such an awesome, manmazing and mantacular sport.
by cre cam September 22, 2006
Get the dong pongmug. by macFI May 20, 2009
Get the Ding-Dongmug. Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.
ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.
ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool
by General Failure October 26, 2008
Get the ding dongmug. 1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl
by mosdla January 27, 2009
Get the ding dongmug. by ヽ(ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ January 26, 2012
Get the dong ximug. 