by Sopranoalto December 17, 2010
Get the crunchy mug.You start off by giving your dago friend a nice juicy cleveland steamer on his chest. At the same time you must be fucking Ben in the ass at which point you remove your cock and place the tip of your dick right above his lip to leave a shit mustache. You then procede to dip your balls in the shit left over from your cleveland steamer and place them directly on the wop's eyes to leave the appearance of 2 black (brown) eyes. You then procede to get your dick sucked by a Sicilian and ultimately cum inside their nostrils once you're finished.
I was hanging out with a bunch of my Italian buddies until suddenly they asked me if I wanted to perform a Crundelman on them. It's apparantly a custom of friendship over there.
by BellBivDevoe92 April 2, 2009
Get the Crundelman mug.The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich
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Get the but crunch mug.While taking part in anal sex one individual must first acquire poopy dick. Once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned penis. After drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the anal sex then proceeds to suck the dried poopy dick until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile ejaculation has transpired.
"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."
by Charlie M. Jr. December 9, 2008
Get the Dutch Crunch mug.A specialized version of blort. Used when something implodes and makes a blorting sound accompanied by the crunching of an innocent's bones.
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