chobbit

a child or hobbit with the misfortune to be indistinguishable from the other.

(spoken...)
"i dont know if that is a child or a hobbit but i do know it will fit in my car.

(thought...)
If i owned it, i would call it chobbit.

by scottboxx February 6, 2012

Cobbo

Can be used as street slang for a joint/the state of mind after smoking said joint (High)

"Gonna smoke a right fat stinky Cobbo"
"Wow I am so Cobbo'd right now"

by SexyWaifuGirl December 3, 2013

cobbleplot

To plot, or scheme, like young Oswald Cobblepot, aka The Penguin, in Fox's hit TV-series Gotham.

Oh, don't mind me, just cobbleplotting your inevitable demise.

by 321anasiH May 15, 2015

cobbering

Australian lingo for meeting a group of mates at the pub or some other informal event.

Macca: "There's a cobbering down at the pub on Friday, Johnno, you comin'?"
Johnno: "Is the Pope a Catholic? 'Course I'll be there."

by DodgySocket June 17, 2015

clobbering

A blowjob with no teeth.

"Elmra took her dentures out and gave me a clobbering!"

by Tim-o-thy April 20, 2016

cobbelbobber

Someone who is nasty and enjoys the male body part

That cobbelbobber was real busy last night.

by Bryan the beast October 9, 2016

Cobbies

A term used when referring to drinks on a Friday at 5pm which is close of business. Close of business beers or could be close of business beverages, depending on your poison. Can be used any day of the week but most favourably on a Friday after work.

Anyone for Cobbies. Or Facebook status "Cobbies".

by EDGWee June 10, 2016