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Crowd Control

When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.
I really need to do some crowd control, this party is getting out of hand.
by barnstormer January 27, 2023
mugGet the Crowd Controlmug.

neut controller

The only thing you need for a full life is the neut controller
by Butchiebox March 19, 2019
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Bird Control

Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.

It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".
Red: "Sees a parent with a troop of hatchlings"

Red: Hey, Ever heard of Bird Control?
by FusedZamae March 6, 2025
mugGet the Bird Controlmug.

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping
joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
mugGet the fetus controlmug.

man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.
Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?
by 2savge4u October 12, 2017
mugGet the man controlmug.

Loss of control

refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.

Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"

Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"

Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!

Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"

Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"

• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"

All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*

Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"

The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.

Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"

Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”

Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
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fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
mugGet the fetus controlmug.

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