Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

Zion Classic

A zion classic is THE BEST!!!!!!! car inside GTA V Online, that is a very accepted car in the car meets of the DRAG N DRIFT Discord server

Hey Razvan, you should bring the Zion Classic to the meet!

by Razvan2 May 8, 2024

classic mouth

when you suck a man's penis well

"she gave me a classic mouth, bro"

by harderdolans January 24, 2017

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.

Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!

by adtr160 October 13, 2017

Classic Volco

When you win a match by pure luck

1: "FFS how did I lose this??"
2: "Nah man he just pulled a Classic Volco"

by WaterfallSTUNT October 24, 2017

Retro classic

A retro classic would be considered being an autistic monkey that prefers to say easy a lot.

Everyone: Chilling

Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.

Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021