Chuck Norrised 

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

Chuck Norrised by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

Chuck Thermodynamic 

This is the proof that violate the second law of thermodynamic. Chuck Thermodynamic can make liquid nitrogen go into an exothermic process at release infinite joules of heat to crush an opponent. Chuck Thermodynamic can only be pulled off by Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris can use ice to increase the temperature of the sun. Theoretically, Chuck Norris is consider "the system" who will give off infinite heat to "the surrounding" which, in this case, is the universe. Eventually, the universe will burn up and our existence will be null.

Chem Student: We don't have gas for the bunsen burner.
Chuck Norris: I will punk the ice to some heat with the power of Chuck Thermodynamic!
Chem Studnet: wtf?
(Chuck Norris cause 1E90 Joules of explosion in the Chemistry lab.)

Chuck Thermodynamic by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

Chucking a Gary 

"Chucking a Gary" is term given to an individual who creates the most bullshit stories you've ever heard. A fabricator of the most elaborated and ridiculous stories imaginable.

Person1 “hey man, did you hear I’m paying to be the first space tourist ever?”
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"

Chucking a Gary by SammyL February 7, 2010

Fuck it & chuck it 

When you find a nasty lil slut, that you only want fuck and nothing more..

I saw this cute lil druken slut last night at the club, I was drunk as fuck, and she was all over me. I did the only sane thing a horny guy would do. I did the old "fuck it & chuck it".. Never saw that bitch again!!!!

Fuck it & chuck it by Diggitty May 11, 2011

Dick Chuck 

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

Dick Chuck by rocketman January 30, 2005

chucksexual 

This is when one feels a very big sexual attraction towards a specimen named Chuck bass.

Here we see kylie drooling massively over a picture of Chuck bass, she must be a chucksexual but who can blame her

chucksexual by Chuckaholoic 101 December 29, 2020

Chuckle Wipe 

It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.

I chuckle wiped Ted's shirt with my butt. He is going to think he has BO.

Chuckle Wipe by nob May 11, 2004