Chinese language

The stupid subject that prevents me from being able to attend university however good my other subjects' grades are

Oh god oh fuck I got a level 3 in DSE chinese language! Yay screw the paper of death!!!

by A dying goat July 11, 2021

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chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.

Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.

by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017

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Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021

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Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016

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Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.

i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!

by Emil69master August 18, 2016

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Chinese Louis

An Asian woman who displays a physicality similar to North American woman such as:
1) Larger breasts
2) Red or brown hair
3) Bigger lips
4) Blue or green eyes

Peter Griffin coined this term while viewing pornography at an internet cafe.
"Ah yeah....you're my Chinese Louis!"

Guy #1: Dude...over there...do you see her?

Guy #2: Oh yeah.....wow, she's a Chinese Louis if ever I saw one.

by Kyle Reed from the North December 9, 2008

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