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can i speak to you son 

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.
"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"
can i speak to you son by fuck boy October 19, 2004
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can of whoopass 

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

Can I lick your lemon? 

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.
My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.

Can You Feel the Sunshine 

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.
Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

can't last 

Can't have sex for long periods of time ( only little chunks of high activity)
I can't last with her
can't last by McStevieHD June 16, 2017

can I get a piece 

1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.
can I get a piece by Giganerd April 24, 2004