Congress

antonym of progress

nah theyr good ppl :)

by hctz October 22, 2003

congress

"A Republican stands up and yells,

'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

a Democrat then stands up and says,

'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

- Lewis Black

session in congress

Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."

Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"

by william l. August 30, 2006

conger

In lue of the gayness theme small Penis.

small penis conger

by bglll January 7, 2011

Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.

"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.

by Seph Hexen April 12, 2005

congradjaFUCKnlation

when ur tryin ur hardest to be nice to someone when there bein soo rude

Brooke: sorry i called ur es gf a dyke i was mad and jealiuos.
Curtis: shes not my ex ne more
Brookie: congradjaFucknlation

by i got fucked last nite January 3, 2005

congrat

A term coined by Andre knot and Zach Jackson of the A to Z podcast. When some jackass motherfucker says or does something incredibly stupid that they delusionally think is praiseworthy and should be the reason everyone likes and admires them, you could say "congrats for being a big fucking pompous dumbass who lacks the basic human decency to shut the fuck up about yourself and remains oblivious as to how others perceive your clueless arrogance."

Or, you can save yourself the effort and just say "congrat"

Johnny Manziel has been tweeting endlessly about living clean and getting in shape to return to the NFL ...from a autograph booth inside a shopping mall sports memorabilia store. you inspire nothing but confidence Johnny Football. Congrat.

by Bernie Kosar's Hot Sauce February 3, 2017

Congratulatio

A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.

"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."

by supernova7 May 8, 2008