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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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Commot body

them: I will beat you up.

me: Commot body joor
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Commiedian

Former or self-proclaimed comedians who has gone way far-left that their jokes are no longer funny and sounded outright like not-so-subtle socialist propaganda.
Alec Baldwin, Kathy Griffin, Walter Masterson, Whoopi Goldberg, ... pretty much the majority of Hollywood 'comedian' nowadays (in the 2020s) are considered Commiedians. I wouldn't call Amy Schumer a commiedian because she was never funny to start with, not even before Trump was a thing.
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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commie box

He uses his commie box to play fallout Nee Vegas.
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He used his commie box to play fallout New Vegas
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Commical

When something is added up incorrectly but you see the funny side of it or you are not really surprised as you had no trust in the company/organization.
"Did you see the poll results? They counted them up incorrectly"
"That's so commical"
by Liberty Smith III July 8, 2022
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COMMIE

A god-loathing, degenerate, abominable, scum, low-life, lying, reality-twisting, tyrannical, hypocritical, censoring, unsaveable, contradictory, truth-suppressing, genocidal, libeling, anti-good, cancer-like, scoundrel, bolshevistic, demonic, heinous, closed-minded, selective-hearing, unethical, satanic, cheating, scum-adoring, evil-worshipping, sin-loving, witchlike, good-hating, vicious, evil, truth-fearing, hedonistic, loathsome, living-disgrace, living-abomination, motormouthed, psycho-minded, retched, thief, scam-artist, horrified-of-good, pathological-lying, toxic, sinful, child-corrupting, self-righteous, holier-than-thou-status-claimer, ironic, slogan-barking, over-educated-moron, anti-white-bigot, anti-male-sexist, bitchy, cis-genderphobic, anti-masculine, double-standardised, body-mutilating, gender-destroying, nature-hating, moral-loathing, limitless-sinning, blame-shifting, no-good, regressive-claiming-status-of-“progressive”, ugly-minded, multi-factorially-regressive, drug-infected, sickness-in-human-form, aids-diseased, class-envying, class-dividing, class-hate-mongering, political-correctness-enforcing, class-warfare-promoting, decedent, sin-promoting, beyond-worthless, unjust, poisonous-lie-repeating, justice-inverting, whore-encouraging, no-good-outcome, devil’s associate, decency-destroying, unfixable, complete-and-pure-enemy-of-god-and-any-and-all-good, mouth-breathing, primitive, violence-using-when-unable-to-lie,
humanity-enslaving, psychopathic, humanity-brainwashing, humanity-degenerating, humanity-scumming, humanity-evilizing, humanity-dumbing, criminal, back-stabbing, deceiving, remorseless-evil-doing, dull, demon-as-saint, thieving, lowest-of-the-low, pure-evil, dishonorable, disgraceful, honor-less, treacherous, rat-like, perverse, snake-like, living-lie, satan-representing, willfully-ignorant, con-man/woman, degeneracy-promoting, trigger-happy, power-only-for-me-and-never-for-thee, living-and-complete-list-of-all-sins-recorded, value-seer-in-evil-but-valueless-seer-in-good, profane, power-dependant-scoundrel, disgusting, poisonous-toxic-waste, seemingly-unlimited-list-of-words/terms-needed-and-most-words-missing-in-the-English dictionary-required-in-order-to-be-defined, piece of rotten pure-evil sub-human garbage who deserves absolutely everything and anything including the worst death, and must for plain justice, remain and rot in hell forever, for their defiant embodiment and life-long-whorship/following of pure-evil which they dishonesty and abominably call their “moral-duty-of-an-ideology”. If you buy one or more of their pure-evil lies for a colossal unpayable price, you will later be left sorry on a level you will never be able to comprehend, or die sooner than the moment you understand that-commie
by Hydraklin December 4, 2022
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