Chapstickin' the ass 

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!

Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.

Chapstickin' the ass by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

chimps fingers 

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

chimps fingers by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

chapstick asshole 

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

chapstick asshole by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008

chipshop 

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.

guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt

chipshop by chipshop May 14, 2014

Chapstick 

A certain brand of lip balm which is especially great, and a hero to those who use acutane or have generally dry skin.

Ugh man, my lips are peeling, I need some chapstick.

I carry chapstick with me everywhere.

Chapstick by kantsuu May 13, 2005

chapsticc 

chapsticc is the combination of thicc and chapstick, usually meaning a thicc kind of chapstick.

girl #1: omg i just got some new chapstick!
girl #2: it’s so thick though.
girl #1: omg you’re right, what should we call it?
girl #2: how about chapsticc?
girl #1: yes! that’s amazing.

chapsticc by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

Kentucky Chinstrap 

When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.

Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?

Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!

(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)

Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!

Kentucky Chinstrap by The Graham Cracker November 11, 2011