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Doc Browning

A sexual scientific act in which one party peers into the anus of the other individual. This is done with either an empty paper towel roll or preferably a plastic table matt which is rolled up and inserted into the anus. When performing this erotic nerdy act please try to make mention of giggawatts in some regard or you can literally quote Doc Brown and say "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour....your going to seensome serious shit"
Chelsea wants to get her Doc Browning on but hates all the Tinder Douche bags. Chels will probably just Doc Brown herself .
by chelsea666 October 31, 2016
mugGet the Doc Browningmug.

Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger September 17, 2015
mugGet the Brown Lavamug.

Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.
This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!
by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
mugGet the Brown Turtleneckmug.

Brown Tumbler

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.
At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.
by Myra Meins December 14, 2010
mugGet the Brown Tumblermug.

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there
"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"
by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011
mugGet the brown ankledmug.

brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks
"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"
by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006
mugGet the brown earmug.

Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009
mugGet the Brown Gonzalezmug.

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