Foot Breakfast 

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

Foot Breakfast by provider44 January 13, 2010

truckstop breakfast 

noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.

...but the third truckstop breakfast was just right, and so she ate it all up.

truckstop breakfast by keldard February 20, 2011

16 oz of Breakfast 

To drink beer for breakfast, the 16 oz (or ounce) refers to the size of a the beer can

"I'm going to the convenience store to get 16 oz of breakfast"

16 oz of Breakfast by Zherkovski January 14, 2008

country breakfast 

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.

Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!

country breakfast by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008

from hell to breakfast 

Farmer's phrase referring to the hours they were out early (sunrise) working in the fields before breakfast.

The time spent working , often in unpleasant conditions, before breakfast. If the work was easy or pleasant, there would be no need for hell reference.

I plowed the new potato field from hell to breakfast.

I worked on the project from hell to breakfast.

I have the hell to breakfast schedule.

from hell to breakfast by MrPeabody November 12, 2007

McRusky Breakfast 

shove a rusk up your girlfiends arse, piss on the rusk and then arse fuck her to make it mushy. Suck the soft rusk out using a McDonalds straw.

I had a McRusky Breakfast this morning. My girlfriend went to work with a limp.

McRusky Breakfast by Hungry Horrace October 31, 2008

martian breakfast 

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

martian breakfast by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009