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Crazy-Bake

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.
Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.
by MissyMutilation December 7, 2010
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Swedish Bake Oven

it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.
My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven
by PotHeadDegree March 2, 2011
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Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.
Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!
by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013
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tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.
Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.
by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016
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christian baker

An amazing person who is alway there for everyone he is fun to hang out with and a beast at video games he is so awesome. And is a special person everyone what's to be him....😂😍😍
by Justabigtowngirl December 19, 2016
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david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?
by wavyfleet March 3, 2017
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Cake Bakes

Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.
-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.
by Kikay August 26, 2019
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