Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.

Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.

by beachballjugs September 1, 2015

Water Balloon

When someone urinates in your butt during sex.

I'm going to water balloon that chick later. A nice warm stream right in her butt.

by Missyknowsall September 15, 2009

bollock

1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

by planethopper July 15, 2005

dog's bollocks

Meaning very good.
Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.

Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.

That's the Dog's Bollocks!

by Conan Reich December 27, 2005

balloons

Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.

Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.

by Sastwatch January 13, 2009

slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Billy Bollocks

When you are being told a down right lie.

That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!

by J D May 9, 2003