The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise 

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020

give Trump a blumpkin 

To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.

Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.

give Trump a blumpkin by Tyeumm January 22, 2021

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin 

The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.

I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin by INFDOC September 9, 2021

red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

red dragon blumpkin by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

City boy blumpkin 

Caelin Wingit

My friend Caelin is a city boy blumpkin

City boy blumpkin by Sk3lt0r141 October 1, 2021

Devil's Blumpkin 

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

Devil's Blumpkin by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

Hand-Carved Blumpkin 

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

Hand-Carved Blumpkin by TRA90 March 7, 2023