batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.

I love batting off at school.

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

Batter

An aqueous solution of baked or deep fried goods.

The delicious form of the assorted ingredients, the 'mush', of cookie dough that is delicious, or the batter for a pie crust, or the batter that would be deep-fried dough before ending up around a corn dog or piece of fish.

by Christ_Offer November 15, 2011

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

ball batter

a males seamen

i covered her face in my ball batter last night

by bjcrabatho March 19, 2009

Baby Batter

The male reproductive stuff, also known as ejaculate

Clinton got baby batter on Ms. Lewinski's blue dress

by Wordophile May 14, 2005

battery acid

Pay no attention to that other definition. The REAL battery acid is a mixture of a sparks energy/alcohol drink with 2-4 shots of your favorite vodka, preferrably a citrus, making one hip drink. The term "battery" comes from the striking similarity the can has to an energizer battery. Just hook it up and get ready to party.

Partygoer #1: Check out Teo on the dance floor. How's he able to blow up so huge?!
Partygoer #2: Must've had some battery acid.

by crazy b May 16, 2005

Battery Charged

Older woman goes on a date with a young hottie and comes back to work the next day glowing and beaming and radiating sexual energy. Everyone thinks she's had some "work done" but really she's just had her battery charged!

Michelle Pheiffer in that movie "I Could Never Be Your Girl" glides into the office, glowing and everyone takes not that there is something "different about her" Her secretary says "Wow - You look great, have you had some work done?" No (beaming) - Nothing (smirk, sidewise look) She's just had her battery charged.

by hawaiitalent September 14, 2010