by jeepguyx February 5, 2023
Get the barber pole mug.A person (usually a woman) who seems to have a lot of positive qualities, but acts completely different with friends or during recreational activities.
Guy 1: Man, Rachel seems so nice, I might take a chance and ask her out.
Guy 2: Don’t do it man, I went to a party she was at last semester, and she hooked up with at least three different guys. She’s a total barker.
Guy 2: Don’t do it man, I went to a party she was at last semester, and she hooked up with at least three different guys. She’s a total barker.
by Bluflame March 18, 2023
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A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".
I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.
by boogiek March 22, 2023
Get the banner scanner mug.A middle-aged white woman who spends her free time judging you while drinking a full glass of wine. Karen's best friend and fellow book club member.
"Barbertha yelled at me because I stepped within 12 feet of her property."
"Did she call the cops?"
"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."
"Did she call the cops?"
"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."
by underfunded_public_school March 23, 2023
Get the Barbertha mug.A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023
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