Backwids

Dysfunctional, offbeat or unusual way of accomplishing any task. Used predominantly for describing rebellious behavior.

"He knows how to do it the regular way. He's determined to do it backwids."

by CJZ November 28, 2012

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013

backwoods twister

When a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples.

"Man I was getting fucked last night and he reached around and gave me a backwoods twister."

by Abqgwm September 3, 2013

backyardian

Individual(s) working above their regular job to earn extra money, legitimately or as part of the underground economy.

In researching your industry one must identify direct and indirect competitors. Indirect competition includes backyardians that will also impact on how much money your potential business can make.

by GreatGreyGhost November 23, 2013

Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014

backwoods yokel

people from a rural area set in their ways

lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.

by PrefectDJ December 14, 2015

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.

Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?

by Walk DMC January 26, 2017