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wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female
my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito
by lagingerbreadman May 1, 2005
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burrito ape

Mexican, illegal alien, wetback, taco chimp, beaner, spic, greaser, greaseball, cholo, bean muncher
All the graffiti showing up in the neighborhood are the work of those stinking burrito apes.
by Aztlan Buster February 20, 2009
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pussy burrito

1. black, beaned, vagina
Often used for mexican pleasure.
small hispanic people enjoy the pussy burrito!

2. Women with a awfully small vag.
Men dont dig this!
Usually men like the bigger, fatter vaginas!
Hey man wanna go get some nice fucking pussy burritos?
by Sex Jerk April 13, 2011
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boston burrito

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.
"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"
by Jesus Murphbag August 19, 2003
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spicy burrito

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.
She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005
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Breakfast Burrito

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.
My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
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burrito flute

Final summation of everything, over the span of the history human race have worked tirelessly to accomplish.

Yes folks... This is it.
Burrito flute.

It would later be called one of the worst storms in North Carolina history. Because it occurred in 1999, some of the most superstitious citizens considered it an omen, the first step toward the end of time
by arthur war June 11, 2008
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