Steven Austin

A very suave and sexy kind of guy. Enjoys his Death Metal.
If given the chance, a Steven Austin would probably one whole Coca-Cola.
Ladies, if you approach one of this charming guys, be prepared to be treated to fine dining.

Wow, he's such a Steven Austin, he just one whole Coca-Cola whole banging the shit out of that chick.

by DylanGBaby October 3, 2010

The Austin Wesselhoff

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

by ACT class June 5, 2011

david austin

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All Hail The Ginger God - David Austin.

by A wee ginger prek April 22, 2018

port austin

A small spot on the top of the thumb here in Michigan. Where the best athletes, and all the bad asses are. Port Austiners can out drink anyone there always down for a party a lot of pretty women and if your bored and want to hang out in the summertime you meet at the breakwall in town

I’m going to party later where should I go??
-Is that even a question PORT AUSTIN!

by North Huron Warrior March 5, 2019

Leah Austin c:

Leah Austin is a beta male species of Orangutan. There characteristics consists of having red/ginger hair, having a urine-like odour, doesn't accomodate eyebrows and has clusters of freckles. They usually like to hang out in groups containing either smelly pakis or irrelevant people. Since they hang around in groups, these animals are very dangerous to handle so they're usually put in Zoos and kept in Solitary Confinement. This usually causes the Leah Austin species to get depressed and self harm. If these animals are not handled correctly, the urine-like odour will grow stronger and make the magnetic field to shift causing it to destroy the superconductivity and cause a Critical Field which will collapse the atmosphere and leave everyone exposed to incredible doses of radiation (Roughly around 2-3 sieverts per hour(this amount of radiation can cause 1/10 people to die within 1 hour of being exposed)). This will result in everyone receiving stage 4 cancer and literally rotting to death.

*at the zoo* Ricardo: "Yoo Liam! You know that Leah Austin c:? They're dangerous animals you know." Liam: "I know! If you get up close to them, they sometimes smell like urine."

by Yo wag1 mans peppa pig stiw July 13, 2019

Pulled an Austin

When someone writes a fourteen page letter to someone, confessing their love, BEFORE leaving their current partner

"Wait I thought he told Sydney he loved her, did he break up with Mia?" "No, he pulled an Austin."

by Austinsadick69 May 11, 2017

austin

ATX. The place you wish you lived. Home o' the Horns, SXSW< and pure, unadulterated awesomeness. A downtown that is mostly democratic and urban, with a more right-wing gradient as you move towards the country. Real good place for Texicans. Real bad place for Blacks. City of the purple crown, cuz of our sunsets. Blueberry in the tomato sup, cuz of our liberals. Awesomest city ever, just because.

If there's a nuclear war, Austin and Twinkies will be the last thing standing! I'm buying me some Twinkies and going to Austin!

by Someone better than you. Get over it. October 13, 2007