A guy who thinks he's far funnier and more intellectual than he really is. The type who starts pretentiously clever discussions in order to make women think he's smart, when really, he's just average.
When referring to the man who engages this behaviour, he is referred to as "breakwall"; when engaging in this behaviour, the verb is "to breakwall".
"She never noticed him before, but she totally fell for his breakwall when he started that thread on how birth control is good for World Peace".
Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.
The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
A South Florida term meaning to not pay to attend a party but to enjoy its music from dancing within earshot. The term arose from young people on South Beach not paying for the more exclusive parties and clubs at the Cleavelander or the Edison, and instead getting jiggy at the neighboring unopened Breakwater Hotel. The term can be applied to any scenario where one does not pay to enjoy their party music.
Danny: "Oye, are you going to Ultra?"
Ricky: "Hell yeah!"
Danny: "YOU SCORED TICKETS?!?!?!?"
Ricky: "No, I'm gonna party at the Breakwater from the Metromover station! Dale!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.