Astro Turf

The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.

"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."

"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."

by Flecto Fiend February 25, 2008

astronowatch

An underground, indie astronomy column started by one, Kati Kovacs.

Man, that astronowatch column sure taught me about meteors!

by Aaron Levin October 21, 2003

Astronaut

A common misspelling of the word assornuts.

I love my astronaut .

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019

Astrid

(n) a boss, whom the likes of Oprah, Beyonce, Michelle Obama, and God herself fear. Also my little.

She Astrid

Ooh she Powerful

by BigAst April 1, 2019

astrid

very sweet girl, very kind. be her friend.

her name means "beauty" in swedish.

likes:
- fashion
- harry styles
- watching friends
- love

dislikes:
- using money
- unmatching outfits
- physics
- hate

"do you know astrid?" "astrid's sweet"

by dykwya November 1, 2019

Astrology

A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.

Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Astro Allah

When Allah goes sicko mode

Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing

Allah: It's lit

Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah

by The Dirty Bunny April 9, 2021