crook as a dog

Very unwell / Sick as fuck

That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.

Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up

by Dazza mate March 7, 2017

litty as a titty

When shit get as lit as a tit in your face. As lit as motorboatinh a tit... Yeah, it's that lit.

Bruh, I just got my licence. It's about to get as litty as a titty.

by Call_me_Jesus January 31, 2018

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)

person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler

by mori13 February 4, 2021

high as a nigga pie

when your so ripped that you find daytime television entertaining

whoaa check that guy out hes as high as nigga pie

by Fitz October 9, 2003

dumb as a stick

See dumb as a rock

Beth is dumb as a stick.

by Pete February 11, 2004

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

by Leon S. August 30, 2005

blushing as red as a tomato

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.

Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

by word god November 27, 2014