monkey dump

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

by PENISBULB November 12, 2006

dump trump

What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing

Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"

by Lesthebest June 04, 2016

spray dump

An explosion of liquid excrement released abruptly from a bare anus, covering what it contacts.

The dog drank salt water and spray dumped all over the beach.

by Dumpycrankster56 October 13, 2011

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

Team Dump

When two guys both have to drop a deuce, so they awkwardly sit in two neighboring stalls.

"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"

"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.

by Hugh G. Rection is a boss October 31, 2010

dump station

Toilet, W.C aka The Big White Telephone

"I need a dump!"
"Use the dump station man, not the plant pot! Jeesh!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

Waterfall Dump

When you go to have a shit and a waterfall of shit comes out your asshole.

Man, I just had a Waterfall Dump that resembled Niagra Falls.

by Mike Mach December 13, 2007