October 1st

National girlfriend day

Wow it’s October 1st yk what that means…National girlfriends day so go love on your girlfriends

by Bitchimafuckyoubup October 1, 2023

October 1st

National BJ day

Person 1: Isn't today October 1st?

Person 2: Yeah, it's also national bj day

by UncC October 1, 2023

October 1st

National Kai shit him self while playing blade and sourcery day

It’s October 1st
Yea kai fucking shit himself

by luxkaiv October 1, 2023

October 1st

National go to the Panera bathroom and get sussy among us

Bro 1: Hey dude what are you doing in this bathroom on October 1st

Bro 2: *thrusts vigorously*

by Snoopers October 1, 2023

October 1st

National hand holding day

Stranger 1: Why are you holding my hand
Stranger 2: it’s October 1st

by Snoopers October 1, 2023

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

May 1st

Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

by Capital King May 1, 2024