by hypercarbon December 28, 2005
Get the max stokesmug. The website; www.hai2u.com is listed on Wikipedia's list of shock sites. It shows a picture of a young girl puking over max hardcores manhood. This link is sometimes considered worse than goatse or even tubgirl and/or tubboy
by hardcoreQ August 28, 2005
Get the Max Hardcoremug. Dutch Jesus, he made an image of himself from a very young age (son of God, winning a race at 18 years old) and exists to rid the world of a dominant sin (the romans, mercedes) future world champion lets hope he wont be crucified but he will come back to life to win a world champiomship and get toto/ceaser to shut up and i swear to god say get in there lewis one more time
Max Verstappen: i have rid the world of sin
Everyone apart from diehard Hamilton fans: ye damn right you did
Everyone apart from diehard Hamilton fans: ye damn right you did
by Javanico July 24, 2021
Get the Max Verstappenmug. by dickshit420 October 12, 2021
Get the Dirty maxmug. Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008
Get the OFFICE MAXmug. by jackoooooooooooo June 30, 2016
Get the maxmug. 