Get your hb laid day

A day where you get you male friend laid July 29

Dude is july 29
So what
Its get your hb laid day

by Knicker1 July 28, 2025

Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023

Get to the bird

V.(Australian in origin), get to the bird is a commonly used term for getting out of the sun. It is easily substituted for other situations such as leaving an area or arriving at a party

This sun is baking me I need to get to the bird

Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone

Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out

by watertown January 23, 2009

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 8, 2024

Let me get on

A term used by someone who agrees to play a video game with someone in a chat message. Primarily discord

Person 1: Yo you wanna play Call of Duty?
Person 2: Sure let me get on

by JapaneseLetters June 25, 2021

(Getting) Max'd

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"

Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.

by PussyXDestroyer90000 April 6, 2017

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019