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You broke the coffee pot

When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.
“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”
by Coffee Lover June 3, 2009
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i'll lightly pencil you in

To pencil someone into a schedule but using a light amount of pressure. This way, as you know they will always cancel, when you erase, there is no visual indent of their name in your schedule.
Guy: sorry I keep cancelling on you, would you like to go to the cinema on Friday?

Girl: yes, I'll lightly pencil you in.
Guy cancels
Girl to friend: I am glad I only lightly penciled him in, as there is no indent to remind me that he cancelled AGAIN!
by Lightly pencilling January 4, 2014
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You love it in and around the mouth

The action of loving something so much that you uncontrollably push it into your mouth. The resulting action also causes residue around the mouth.
Mate you are destroying that KFC bargain bucket. You love it in and around the mouth.

Brian: Did you watch Game of Thrones last night?
Steve: Yeah man, I watched it 3 times it was that good
Brian: Of course you did, you love it in and around the mouth.
by WOODSY July 22, 2014
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I'll get up with you

Ok, I'll talk to you later
we'll get up to speed on current events the next time we speak.
Travis: are you leaving?

Davon: yeah yo, i gotta wake up early for work tomorrow. I'll get up with you later tho.
by TJ Luffeigh February 25, 2015
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You think you're low

When someone thinks that other don't notice what they do.
EX1:
Ben looks at Sally's ass too much.
Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices.
Margie then confronts Ben and says, "You think you're low."

EX2:
Ben, Margie and Sally are all out for some fun with a group of other people. Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices that Ben is looking at Sally too much. Or, Sally is looking at Ben too much. Margie now thinks that Ben swear he's low.

EX3:
Margie and Ben are in a car driving to some place.
They stop at a red light where there is a girl on the corner with shorts, bent over tieing her shoes.

Margie notices the girl, and also notices that Ben looks at her, looks away, then looks at her again, then proceeds to drive.

Margie now thinks that Ben thinks he is low.

Moral of this phrase:
You are not low.

*This goes for females aswell.
by Meanings. May 27, 2015
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You gon see me

A phrase used to threaten someone, mostly used to describe a future fight; to foreshadow future harm.
Mike: "Hey man, I heard you were talking to my girl."
Ron: "So what?"
Mike: "You gon see me."
by PepeTheFag November 13, 2016
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Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017
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