Osama Bin Gettinany

A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.

FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how 'bout a rimjob you assbreff?

Osama Bin Gettinany by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

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squeaky wheel gets the grease

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

squeaky wheel gets the grease by J Basc January 1, 2008

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getum boots

Knee-high boots used for when a woman goes out manhunting.
Known by pigs as 'Fuck Me Boots,' these boots never fail to 'get 'em.'

'What do you think i should wear, my stilettos, or my getum boots?'

getum boots by MeganB90210 May 12, 2008

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Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

Getting stocks by Loakman420 October 3, 2009

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getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.

Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"

getting schooled by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012

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the turtles are getting curious

The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.

"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."

the turtles are getting curious by Diego August 10, 2003

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Getting Around

A vague description of ones recent actions, usually when catching up with someone. 'Getting around' generally implies going out very often with multiple girls, partying more than most people thought possible, and doing it all without advertising it until someone asks.

Joe: "So, dude, what have you been up to lately?"
Steve: "Oh, you know, getting around. Nothing special."

Getting Around by RajunCajun March 17, 2009

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