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cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010
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cunthair 

A unit of measurement equal to approximately three-thousandths of an inch - approximately the thickness of a sheet of paper. Frequently used in industrial and construction environments.
"Move that board over just a cunthair before you nail it in place."
cunthair by KPY February 7, 2008

cuntstink 

self-explanatory. Also used as a particularly foul insult.
Dean Bryan is a Cuntstink!!!
cuntstink by Sean & Justin January 6, 2008

cuntbutler 

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

Cuntback Whale 

a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.
My boss is such a cuntback whale.
Cuntback Whale by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010
A narcisit fucktard who constantly stabbs in the back or lies to those around him.
Wtf? I know, what a cuntsilva